Darth Pastor

Halloween Rocks!

darthpastor — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:22:53 +0000

Round two

darthpastor — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:29:56 +0000

So after the elephant I thought I’d challenge the baristas by asking for a hot chocolate with a butterfly. Their reply, “Couldn’t you come up with a more manly drink?”

Next order…quad shot black coffee with Darth Vader’s severed head like in ESB.

Coffee art at bad ass

darthpastor — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:01:50 +0000

Assault of the nasal cavity

darthpastor — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 22:30:31 +0000

Have you ever been assaulted by aroma? There’s a guy sitting a table away who has at least a gallon of cologne on. He must have bathed in it. It’s overtaking the whole coffee shop. I’ve got a headache and I think I’m starting to see stars.

I’ve been attacked by old women who must have spilled their perfume all over themselves, but this guy could compete with them. And he’s got a venti drink, reading the paper. He’s gonna be here a while.

My son the taylor

darthpastor — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:56:38 +0000

Came home yesterday to my son asking me to teach him how to sew. He has been mending things ever since.

A pleasant surprise this morning.

darthpastor — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 14:58:09 +0000

An even more pleasant surprise: when the automatic sprinklers came on this morning.

Nice day at the beach

darthpastor — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 05:08:55 +0000

Diary of a wimpy kid’s Jeff Kinney

darthpastor — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 05:07:46 +0000

Why do we resist God’s protection?

darthpastor — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 17:34:58 +0000

Matthew 23:37

““Jerusalem! Jerusalem! Murderer of prophets! Killer of the ones who brought you God’s news! How often I’ve ached to embrace your children, the way a hen gathers her chicks under her wings, and you wouldn’t let me.”

See it at YouVersion.com:

http://bible.us/Matt23.37.MSG

Kinder preview: “If they laugh at me, mom will beat them up”

darthpastor — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 16:13:54 +0000