Assault of the nasal cavity

Have you ever been assaulted by aroma? There’s a guy sitting a table away who has at least a gallon of cologne on. He must have bathed in it. It’s overtaking the whole coffee shop. I’ve got a headache and I think I’m starting to see stars.

I’ve been attacked by old women who must have spilled their perfume all over themselves, but this guy could compete with them. And he’s got a venti drink, reading the paper. He’s gonna be here a while. 😦

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~ by darthpastor on August 8, 2011.

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